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Stein, Gertrude, 1874-1946

"More Toasts"




CANDIDATES

TED--"So you think I'm wasting my time making love to that rich girl?"
NED--"You have about as much chance of winning as a landlord running
for office on a dry ticket."

THE HEELER--"Well, I see that Jimpson, them reformers' candidate f'r
Mayor, is goin' t' have all his meetin's opened with prayer."
THE BOSS--"Good! That means he knows he's licked!"

"What do you think of the candidates?"
"Well the more I think of them the more pleased I am that only one of
them can get in."

_See also_ Politicians.


CANDOR

"How is your wife this morning, Uncle Henry?"
"Well, I dunno. She's failin, dretful slow. I do wish she'd git well,
or somethin'."--_Puck_.

Candor may be considered as a compound of justice and the love of
truth.--_J. Abercrombie_.

Candor is the seal of a noble mind, the ornament and pride of man, the
sweetest charm of woman, the scorn of rascals and the rarest virtue of
sociability.--_Bentsel-Sternau_.

'Tis great--'tis manly to disdain disguise,
It shows our spirit, or it proves our strength.--_Young_.

STATISTICIAN (on the platform)--"These are not my figures, ladies and
gentlemen; they are the figures of a man who knows what he is talking
about.


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