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Stein, Gertrude, 1874-1946

"More Toasts"

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A returned vacationist tells us that he was fishing in a pond one
day when a country boy who had been watching him from a distance
approached him and asked. "How many fish yer got, mister?"
"None yet," he was told.
"Well, yer ain't doin' so bad," said the youngster. "I know a feller
what fished here for two weeks an' he didn't get any more than you got
in half an hour."

Jock MacTavish and two English friends went out on the loch on a
fishing-trip, and it was agreed that the first man to catch a fish
should later stand treat at the inn. As MacTavish was known to be the
best fisherman thereabouts, his friends took considerable delight in
assuring him that he had as good as lost already.
"An', d'ye ken," said Jock, in speaking of it afterward, "baith o'
them had a guid bite, an' wis sae mean they wadna' pu in."
"Then you lost?" asked the listener.
"Oh, no. I didna' pit ony bait on my hook."


FISHING

UNLUCKY FISHERMAN--"Boy, will you sell that big string of fish you are
carrying?"
BOY--"No, but I'll take yer pitcher holdin' it fer fifty
cents."--_Judge_.

Two small boys went fishing and while one of them was having good
luck, the other didn't even get a bite.


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