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Stein, Gertrude, 1874-1946

"More Toasts"

I.B. in the Use of Print_.

A certain woman who came in to take out a card, upon being told she
must give the name of a friend as reference said, "Why, I have no
friends. I was a librarian."

_See also_ Books and reading.


LIBRARIES

_The Power-House_
Every day I go past the Library on Ludlow Street
I look in the open windows and see the great dynamos.
They have power enough to jazz the earth and throw the planets out of
step, but they make no sound.
I saw a girl with shell goggles dusting some of them,
Unterrified by her proximity to such dangerous engines.
Look out, child, look out, don't get too near the Bernard Shaw
rheostat or the Walt Whitman fly-wheel.--_Christopher Morley_.

"May I take this book home please, or isn't it a _running_ book? Oh,
I'm so glad, I thought it might be 'for reference only.'"

MAN--"I'd like a book on dramatic expression."
LIBRARIAN--"Oral, of course?"
MAN--"Yes, I don't like poetry."


LIES

Sin has many tools but a lie is the handle that fits them all.--_O.W.
Holmes_.


LIFE
As viewed by the
OPTIMIST PESSIMIST
Love Lies
Independence Ingratitude
Fun Foolishness
Endeavor Exertion

In traveling along a road in a motor car, there will be several cars
ahead of you going your way, and there will be several cars coming
toward you.


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