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Stein, Gertrude, 1874-1946

"More Toasts"

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"Old Millyuns says that since he made his pile of money he feels like
a neutral nation."
"Why is that?"
"Because he has so many diplomatic relations."--_Judge_.


RELIGIONS

Rowland Hill, when some persons entered his chapel to avoid the rain
that was falling, quietly observed, "Many persons are to be blamed
for making their religion a cloak, but I do not think those are much
better who make it an umbrella."

A man in the threadbare coat and a week's beard came out of a downtown
mission where he had signed the pledge and joined the church, only to
be nabbed for theft a half hour later.
"Why did you make off with the pocketbook you saw this lady drop in
the street?" demanded the Judge in court.
"It's all the minister's fault," declared the thief in deprecation. "I
went to him discouraged and out of money, and he told me I must learn
to take things as I found them."

Dr. Lyman P. Powell gives some examples of the lengths to which petty
bitterness between sects will sometimes carry men. "A visitor in a
certain town which had four churches and adequately supported none,
asked a pillar of one poor dying church, 'How's your church getting
on?' 'Not very well,' was the reply, 'but, thank the Lord, the others
are not doing any better.


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