If he does there can be no
man better fitted than he to make our telephones hum.
K.
* * * * *
"A.--Comme vous voudrai.--P."
_Agony Column in Daily Paper_.
Taking advantage of "P.'s" kindness we may say that we prefer
"_voudrez_."
* * * * *
"A TRUE FISHING STORY.
Lady ---- is surprising everyone with her skill as an angler and a
shot. Last Friday, I am told, she caught two trout weighing 2-3/4
lb. and 3-1/4 lb. And on the same afternoon she got a right and a
left hit at a roebuck with a small four-bore gun!"--_Daily Paper_.
Not caring to believe that she mistook a roebuck for an elephant,
we are glad to note that the epithet "true" is only applied to the
"fishing" part of the story.
* * * * *
[Illustration: =THE ABYSMALISTS.=
BRITISH EXTREMIST. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?"
VOICE OF RUSSIAN BOLSHEVIST FROM BELOW. "DIGGING A GRAVE FOR THE
BOURGEOISIE."
BRITISH EXTREMIST. "THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO; BUT HOW DO YOU GET OUT?"
VOICE FROM BELOW. "YOU DON'T."]
* * * * *
[Illustration: _French Visitor_ (_inspecting artificial silk
stockings_).
Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25